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Story Boards / Re: X-Change Wild Account 005: Not the Bees!
« Last post by Lknauwnek on August 07, 2019, 06:33:30 pm »
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   They did not understand at all how the human could have survived.
   Their queen's hive had started small but with enough resources and time, they had built herself an empire worthy of her new kin. Their honeycombed hive thick as trees lined the barn with workers and soldiers busily tending to new young and food stores while their defenses worked to fend off the intruder outside. Their numbers were large enough to kill entire herds of cattle and humans alike and could make quick work of their measly protection. They fought bravely for their queen with no fear of death. The message that echoed across their mind, however, left them quelled for a moment.
   You started small and you'll end small.
   Where did that come from? The entire hive shook with outrage. Their hearts and minds were one. There was no individuality, nothing that would contradict their motivations or actions. Who dared defy them with such poisonous thoughts?
   As if in answer, the barn doors, barricaded by honeycomb and chitin, burst apart with inhuman prowess, honey and larva scattering on the floor. All eyes were on the intruder, all antennae smelling him out. Their senses were their Queen's and she observed the intruder to make sense of it. Something was wrong. Its smell was not the same.
   It smelled as their own. It stood as a human, tall and alien, yet its shape, its limbs, its posture and wings were that of their kind. It had a permeating scent of a male—a wandering drone offering life to the hive. It folded its lower chitinous arms against its thorax as the upper arms began fiddling with human equipment, mandibles clicking between its proboscis. It was a bee shaped like a man.
   Curious.
   The fighting had ceased. New chemicals were and dances were being orchestrated between the Hive to make sense of this curiosity. It was connected to their Queen and the Hive yet acted as its own kind. The Hive buzzed and clicked for answers. It demanded answers mixed with threats. The voice laughed…it had a voice? Where was theirs…no, that was wrong.
   You're confused. You've been changed for so long that your mind's drifted. You don't even know how to speak—you can't. A few moments and I will help you find your voice again.
   There was no time to ask when the noise echoed across the hive, clawing into the brains of ever bee in the hive. The swarm screeched and the queen writhed in agony, unable to crawl away or fly to safety. It felt terrible pain, like when a cruel human child burned ants with a magnifying glass.
   The agony subsided, however, and the hive halted. An idea was spurring up from nothing. Hamburgers. They liked hamburgers, beyond all insectoid rationale. Cats were suddenly not a threat but endearing. The concept of reading a book felt like a nice alternative to gathering food. They understood the english language. It was wrong yet they did not want this to stop. What had this drone done to them to give them this insight?
   Tell me your name. You have a name, remember.
   The Hive quivered. A name? Unheard of--names were not for bees. Bees were designated by scent and their role by birth. Yet everything they were feeling now, so alien yet familiar, clashed with their purpose of being. They had a name once. No, they still had a name. The Queen rubbed its mandibles and, with little understanding of how it could speak, called back to the voice with growing clarity.
   It was…It…we…were…are…we are…Veronica. We are Veronica. Who are you?

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   Surviving the attack by the swarm had been extremely tricky for Agent Reagan. He had to pull out a non-lethal bug repellent to spray enough of a cloud to ward off the insects to pull out his secret weapon. It was a last resort only if Veronica had proven to be too violent and hostile to communicate with peacefully.
   Upon using an X-Change Wild Fantasy Performance Pill, however, Reagan was able to confuse the Hive long enough that he could infiltrate the Hive and set up the equipment that he'd brought with him. An electronic device quietly pulsed high-wave frequencies within enough of a radius to disrupt the Hive mind's instincts and restructure it back to a coherent, unified and almost individualistic series of thought patterns. It could then be translated via an audio output speak and recorded for later use back at X-Change Inc.
   “At least, that's one of the more elaborate ways of putting it,” Reagan's voice said through the device as he cleaned his clawed hands with his proboscis. “You still don't have all your brain functions to understand its complexities, so I'll just say that we can talk to insects using this machine, whether they're hive minded or solitary. Just talk to me using your thoughts.”
   After a long pause inside the honeycomb infested farm, oozing with honey, the voice that was very likely Veronica's as a human spoke to Reagan. “We are Veronica. We are Veronica.”
   “Yes, I know that. But tell me more about yourself besides your name.”
   The Hive made the equivalent of a long, drawn-out groan. More of this non-insect nonsense! The soldiers grinded their mandibles and stingers, pleading for them to just kill the Drone. The workers looked on confusedly as to why they were not working to collect honey. Everything was on pause because their matriarch continued to hesitate. Why, they asked.
   The queen cleaned its antennae in irritation before coaxing the Hive to talk once more. This drone-man asked such annoying questions—yes, it was so hard to think to its level. Some corner of her mind, however, compelled her and the rest of her children to try. “We are Veronica. We live here. This land is ours. We took it from the ants and wasps and the beetles down below. All who intrude are the enemy. You are intruder yet you smell like us…but you are not us. You smell of Bee but you act and speak like a human. You are an individual. We are many. We demand answers.”
   “So would I, Veronica. And so would your grandfather. Perhaps we can work together.”
   “What is a Grandfather?”
   “Your Grandfather is the one who owns this farm.” Reagan said coolly.
   “Ah, the human slave. He belongs to us freely. It was he who awakened us, freed us. We were released from our cage of flesh. We tolerate his presence but no other intruders. Not like the past few humans who have intruded. They were to be dealt with immediately.”
   “Is that how you really think of your grandfather? I would assume you would be more sentimental than that…”
   Veronica paused. “You mean…as in 'love'?”
   If Reagan were biologically capable, he would be smirking. “I didn't say that, specifically. The fact that you were able to come to that concept on your likely means that the insect mind has far less control. You've been on an X-Change Wild Clean pill with the Xtra-Strength Formula for weeks now. You are due to regress back in exactly 36 hours, but we need to know all about how your story and how this all came to be. Are you willing to cooperate now, or am I still talking to the hive called collectively as Veronica?”
   The Queen's voice ached and staggered. It was remembering so many things about itself now and it was leaving her hive emotionally paralyzed. She was losing her connection to her children. She needed them to help her. How could she survive? “W-we…we…I don't know who I am, anymore! Who is anyone? I am Veronica but I am also…Veronica? What's happened to me?”
   “It's all right. As I said, I'm an agent from X-Change Incorporate and I'm here to help.” Reagan clicked a button on his equipment as his voice grew clearer. “We need to know all about how this situation got so out of control and how it all began. Doing so will help us be able to help you. So please. Start from the beginning. Tell me everything that you know.”
 
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   “Well, let me try to think back on who I used to be. I know that I was Veronica. In the singular sense. I had ambitions to go into construction engineering when I was out of college. I was one semester away from earning my Master's Degree. I was going to graduate with a GPA of 3.5. There was even a boy around campus who was looking to propose to me—he never thought that I knew about it. I had a lot of things going for me when I was going to school. I didn't have much time to myself but my parents were so proud of me.
   Then came the spring.
   Spring Break was the week that changed everything for myself. I was going off to visit my Grandfather on the farm. He had been so very proud of that home, being the home of his father and his father before him. There was entire generations of history behind that house and every family grew different crops. My grandfather specialized in bee farming.
   It was prosperous, initally, and he earned enough money to take care of my mother and her siblings. When they were old enough, they would help him out with taking care of things. Eventually, though, she had gotten married. They all did. Soon it was just him again and things went downhill from there.
   Did you know that bees are currently an endangered species? All the poisons that the humans…that we put in the air has made them so scarce now. Entire crops had been lost. Grandfather, unfortunately, was one of the people affected by their poison spraying. The bee hives almost never recovered.
   It was there that he had to pull loans after loans to pay off the growing debt to the farm. He was all by himself and could barely manage the farm when I was in college. Never did he make it our problems, however—this was a matter that he had to resolve on his own. Always the stubborn sort, my grandfather was. Even when a solution was presented within reach, he was never someone to take the easy road out.
   I had arrived to the house that day hoping to get caught with how life had been to my grandfather. However, I wasn't the only visitor at the house that day. Another Agent like yourself had shown up with promises to him about how to resolve his death. The look on his face was absolutely livid. He looked ready to throw the man off his property if they didn't get out anytime soon. Talking about it revealed nothing. I was simply told to ignore it and never ask about it again.
   How couldn't I ask him about it, though? I had spent the most time with him as his granddaughter. If he was in any kind of trouble, he could've just told me what the problem was. I wasn't like my mom or dad, who were always looking for big favors from him. I never asked for much—after all these years, I'd hoped that he would've come to trust me ages ago.
   That was when he came to me while I was reading and said that he'd changed his mind with the man at the door. He told me all about the debts he'd compiled since being left alone to himself and his regrets about never being able to convince his children never to stay behind to help him take care of the farm. The man presented the solution he was asking for, though. He just never dared to use it out of fear. With poverty and possibly losing his home on his doorstep, however, he decided that he had nothing left to lose.
   The pills were called X-Change Wild. They were special pills that let you become whatever animals requested by the company for the order. The agent was selling pills of the bee species trying to give my old grandfather a chance at trying to save his farm. For him, however, the price seemed too good at the time. He said that he had had enough time to think about it, this time, but I would also say that he was especially drunk. He would've had to have been drunk to ask someone like me to become a swarm of bees and help save the farm.
   Contrary to how I may have acted when you first met me, I was not ecstatic about my new transformation. I was mortified…apprehensive, for sure. I had plans and dreams—how could my grandfather have me throw all that away? Yet, still I approved of him doing that to me. It was here that my transformation began and where I would expand myself across the fields.
   I bet you get asked this question a lot involving hive minded animals…I mean, what exactly is it like to become a cloud of bees? Ever have the feeling that you're going to shatter into a million pieces? Ever watch science fiction movies and watch people get disentegrated. It's kind of something like that and far more unpleasant. At least in the science fiction movies, it's a quick and painless death. As a bee hive, I could feel my legs literally collapse beneath me, feel my lungs and heart crumble into bees, feeling my eyes and teeth crawl out of my face. I was melting like something out of a horror movie but I didn't die. I was alive during every second of it.
   The last bee to fly out of the pile of clothes underneath me was the Queen—the smallest fragment of myself that was acutely aware of who I was. I emerged like a newborn adult with a sense of emptiness. Pieces of me were flying all over the barn. I had to find the missing parts and make myself whole. The more I linked to myself, the stronger I became. I was one being spread across thousands of individuals. I was an army—fearless and full of mindless conviction. And together, we would invade and conquer these fields into an empire worthy of our kind.”
   I had grown quite accustomed to my new existence, content. My family visited often but I didn't recognize them. Now that I am myself, I would prefer to become blissfully ignorant that I was ever human. Are you satisfied now? May I return to my conquests?”
   The recorder on the device flashed red, indicating that the digital memory caches were completely full. It looks like Reagan got exactly what he needed from this. Closing up the suitcase, he could see the Hive around him beginning to pick up speed again. She would find herself becoming fragmented again in a matter of minutes. That would be when he would have to leave for his own safety. Unless…
   There is still one more matter that is left unresolved, my Queen, He spoke to her using their telepathic link.
   What is that? She asked impatiently.
   You've helped me a great deal by answering a lot of my questions, but I'd said that we could help each other out here. You've done your part and now it is time to do mine. What can I do for you to help you while I'm around. Be sincere, please.

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   Agent Reagan had been sent by X-Change Inc to uncover how the consumer know as Veronica (CLASSFIED) had gone berserk and began a massive takeover of Farmer Burke's farm. After neutralizing the hive mind, he was able to get a viable enough testimony from the girl before letting her go back to her insectoid bliss.
   Now he only needed to tie some stuff up with the Grandfather, first by assuring him that he was who he said he was. After pulling out a handheld translator, he got the most important thing out of the way last.
   “Despite everything going on with, your granddaughter is fine. She is suffering from an identity crisis due to being a bee hive for so long but she will regress back to her human form in time. All of the bees that she had bred as a bee that she doesn't need to recreate her biomass will simply die off. The honey harvest that you collected, however, will remain and you will have yourself five years worth of harvest to sell to buyers across the country. I think you'll find that your productions have been very fruitful, indeed.”
   Burke's jaw hung widely out of his mouth. He was beyond astonishment. “You mean to tell me that I have a harvest? I actually money?”
   “That's right. Enough to help keep you on your feet for a long while,” Reagan said. From the distance, the bees were back in full swing. The hive-mind was once again in control. “On behalf of my company, I would like to thank you for choosing X-Change Wild to help you with your problem. We're glad to have gotten these last few loose ends tied up. When I get these reports in, we'll be making adjustments to the formula to prevent another similar incident.”
   “Well, that's fantastic!” Burke whooped, waving his summer hat in the air. “But does that mean I won't be seeing you again? I'd hate for you to go. I would hope to learn more about your skills with building homes.”
   “You may not have to. There's still one more thing for me to do here before I can leave. Before I let her regress back into the hive mind, I was asked to do two things.”
   “What's that?” Burke asked.
   “First, she wants to make sure you have an extra pair of hands to stockpile the honey to make your money's worth. I've still got some time before I regress back to human form, so I'll just act as your helping hand for the day. A convoy will be arriving in the morning to pick up your shipments. Secondly,” Reagan gestured as if to wink to the man. “She didn't want you taking X-Change Wild Pills to improve who you are and especially just to make your family proud. Or anyone else, for that matter. You just got to bee yourself.”
   Burke just frowned, greatly unamused. “Okay, that's it. I think I am going to have to get my gun, if you're going to make jokes like that.”
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Story Boards / Re: X-Change Wild Account 005: Not the Bees!
« Last post by Lknauwnek on August 07, 2019, 06:33:10 pm »
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   The X-Change Inc Agent, going by the alias of “Reagan”, had made decent progress trying to earn the trust of the consumer's grandfather. When they had first crossed paths at the doorways, the farmer was dismissive and unwelcoming. After a half hour of going through a tour of the man's house, however, and sharing their secrets of craft with building houses, the old man kindly asked to be called Burke. Then one cup of coffee later and the two were almost like neighbors.
   “A credit to his kind,” Burke called him. Reagan's family history as a farmer truly paid off with this diplomacy—clearly this was why he was asked to come out here instead of the fox pandemic in the Vermont Suburbs. Who would have thought that the way to a man's heart was a bit of wood, nails and a hammer? All it would take now was getting close enough to her daughter, which Burke would kindly take him out to; at least, as far as he could before the bees got suspicious and hostile. Apparently, even he had a hard time reaching out to her.
   They stood at the top of a wide hill looking down at the network of bee hives. A large cloud of insects flew about busily serving their queen—Burke's daughter. It was scattered in spots here and there but it grew heavily thick around the barn, which Burke hadn't dared to step in since her daughter took the pill. It was like a blackened shifting cloud of angry wings and compound eyes watching in every direction.
   “That's where I'll find her?” Reagan asked, pointing out to the farm without a hint of fear in his voice.
   “That's where she's established herself as the queen. She's spread herself out since then as the hive, laying new eggs and multiplying.” Burke said nervously, rubbing his arms. “I know that it's still her in that cloud of bees. She's stung me once or twice, but she still lets me walk through without getting attacked too bad. Everyone else, though, she sees as intruders.”
   “She's been multiplying herself?” Reagan readjusted his gear, making sure his mesh hood was on tight.
   “Yes, about that. I heard that people get stuck in animal forms if they start having babies. Is this going to happen to my granddaughter?” Burke asked him, mildly concerned.
   “No. Not in this case. Usually, a consumer is stuck in a form when they're impregnated. When a consumer takes an X-Change Wild pill that makes them into a hive-minded creature like ants or bees, however, she is simply adding more biomass to her human form when she changes back or replacing the insects that die. Regardless of whether they are the standard pills or clean pills, however, the hive will return to a single mass and reconstruct itself into a human body. Any extra biomass left behind will simply die.”
   “So then my pride and joy will be all right,” The Farmer sighed. “And you just promised me you're not planning to use any weapons on my girl.”
   Regan assured him once again with their practices,“We're trained to neutralize hazards beyond Class A and above. Anything below however, we can only use weapons for self-defense. Most often cases, we're issued X-Change Wild Pills as our only form of protection or immunization pills that block out the pheremones that drive non-consumers into frenzied usage of our pills.”
   “Well, I don't know what any of that means but…look. Even the usual bee keeper equipment isn't enough to get past a swarm that large. I don't know how you plan on getting through, but you come back in one piece, all right? And let me know that my granddaughter is still herself.”
   “She'll be fine, I promise.” The agent readjusted his mesh cap as he gave a thumbs up to the farmer once more before he began making his way towards the barn. The look on the farmer's face was ominously terrified; it was as if he feared the agent wouldn't be getting out alive. He gravely underestimated his chances, however.
   Just as he predicted, the bees began swarming around him the closer he got to the hive nest, angrily buzzing all about him and trying to pierce his protection. The more desperate soldiers and workers began gnawing away at the cotton or looking for gaps in his clothes. Even if they tried, however, he was prepared even for that. He had a set of company-issued megamesh underarmor covering large parts of his body except for his face. Still, however, the bees were getting so thick now and covered most of his body that he was beginning to have a hard time seeing his way through the cloud.
   As he neared the barn itself the cloud enveloped him, causing everything to black out. He had to grope blindly through the swarm until he could touch the barn walls. Careful not to crush any of his daughter's workers, he worked his way slowly around the structure looking for the door inside. Thousands of tiny legs were crawling all around him, pinching at his arms, legs and torso, but failing.
   They were ever persistent, however, and they were crawling their way up. It would not be long before they would attack his face. A swarm of this magnitude would be enough to kill him, whether he was or wasn't allergic. He would have to make a last resort effort but that would require pulling off his mesh hood. If his right hand could find the tool in his right coat pocket, however…
   His hands touched cold metal when the swarm intensified. The air around him was growing hot. He was beginning to struggle breathing, staggering across the ground. From afar, the farmer watched with dread and awe at the agent dare to find his way into that barn. It was a miracle that his colleague had survived at all. What chance did Reagan have? What trick could he have up his sleeve?
   He gasped as the hive dispersed.
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Story Boards / X-Change Wild Account 005: Not the Bees!
« Last post by Lknauwnek on August 07, 2019, 06:32:40 pm »
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   X-Change Wild's Department had picked up far better than what many had been expecting. Despite multiple lawsuits as per usual with the Corporat…ion's line of work, the ability to swap species was widely successful. The only real complaints were being the pills became too habit forming and loss of identity—far worse than the pink pills which the company had started with.
   So, to answer these complaints, X-Change Wild Clean was made. It was a largely watered down version of the same pill and had a much smaller duration but there was absolutely no risk taking them. After two hours, the consumer simply changed back without question. No sexual urges, no risk of pregnancy, nothing. Of course, the Xtra-Strength Pill was now available on sail which was mildly stronger, but only last three weeks rather than three months.
   Nonetheless, the Clean version of the pill was widely praised by the critics and users alike, allowing it to be used for recreation, education, and, in cases like one consumer, agriculture and environmental issues. They were out in the farming regions of the Midwest and had been incredibly stubborn about accepting any of their products until a recent development. As per standard, an X-Change Wild Testimonial Agent was being dispatched to gather survey information for future advertisements and adjustments to later batches for similar requests.
   Driving up into the farmland spanning about fifty acres, X-Change Inc Agent (CLASSIFIED) stepped out of his black LTD car and straightened his tie. Normally, for city jobs, he would wear a professional business suit, suede shoes and tie as per usual standard. However, the consumer in question had taken a pill for a relatively dangerous species of insect and was reported to be hostile; in fact, a previous attempt had resulted in the agent nearly dying due to an unprecedented allergy to their venom.
   The newest agent had no such allergies but new precautions would need to be made. Out of his own pocket, he purchased thicker cottons and jeans, working boots and gloves and a meshed hood that he carried under a shoulder. He also carried a suitcase of equipment including something that would make speaking to the consumer much easier. As a last resort, he had a small pocket metal case of X-Change Wild Clean pills. They were strictly for self-defense but there were a couple issued to him that would prove useful for a Class B Hazard Specimen and a Hive Mind, at that. 
   His car rested at the very edge of a crudely constructed fence, the wood so old from weather and fire, it looked ready to collapse at the touch of a finger. The farmland itself was comprised of expansive field of manmade beehives, a disused horse corral and stables, a garden now overgrown with weeds, a barn full of alfafa and honey storage, and, at the far front, a large house built in the style American Colonial. The house itself, he was told, was over three hundred years old and had seen much maintenance and reworking for five generations. Notes on the the case's profile warned the Agent to be polite and respectful for this proud farmer.
   Even as far as here, there were small clouds of bees buzzing about, busily collect pollen from wildflowers and surrounding fields. The Agent kept his distance as he walked up onto the porch and rang the doorbell. No answer. It was so deathly quiet, he could hear the buzzing of the hive from a hundred yards away.
   Then, after a minute of waiting, he pressed the doorbell again. This time, he could hear the shuffling of feet creaking across rickety stairs and floorboards. Finally, the door opened up and the Agent was greeted by a tall, lanky man, possibly well into his 80s. He had a weathered face and a scraggly chin with one of the most bulbous noses he had ever seen. His right hand was inches away from a firearms left casually against the wall, but the farmer did not pick it up. Not this time.
   Wetting his lips, the old man leaned in close looking at the agent and gave a small harrumph. “Well, by the smell of you, you must be another one of those numbskulls from the company. You certainly look smarter than the last one.”
   “Agent Reagan, Sir.” He said, showing his business ID from his wallet. “I'm here to get that testimony, just like Agent Isaiah from before.”
   “And just as stubborn. My granddaughter doesn't want visitors.”
   Reagan cocked an eyebrow. “She talks to you?”
   “The message she left your company last time was pretty clear of that,” the Farmer noted.
   “Well, I have ways of being able to persuade her so.” Reagan smiled thinly. “I have to say that your house looks amazing from out here. It must look astonishing inside.”
   The Farmer grimaced, shaking his head solemnly. “Flattery's going to get you nowhere, son. Keep buttering me up and I'll have to ask you to leave.”
   “Well, actually, sir, I come from the heart of Nebraska. Lot of corn country. My parents and uncle built homes for half of the farming community and when I was old enough, I lended a helping hand of my own. I even minored in architecture, especially the older styles you see a lot like this. If you don't mind me saying so, I do appreciate a man who is good with his hands,” The Agent said holding out his hand.
   “It was my son who built it as it was,” The Farmer said, staring at the agent's hand. “Haven't seen him in ten years.”
   “Oh, well…” The Agent stammered in embarrassment before the farmer finally exchanged handshakes with him. His tone was much warmer than when they first entered.
   “But I did my share of the work. I may be old, but I don't let nobody do anything I can't do myself. I'm sure you get that. Why don't you come on inside and I can show you a bit more?”
   “Oh, sure. I'd appreciate that.” Agent Reagan said, peeking in at the house. He wasn't on any time constraint to get that testimony, so getting on his client's grandfather's soft side would be a nice way to ensure security. It seemed like he had been picked for this assignment on purpose, the more he thought about it.
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Story Boards / Re: X-Change Wild Account 003: The Next Vermintide, Part 02
« Last post by Lknauwnek on August 07, 2019, 06:26:09 pm »
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            X-Change Wild Fantasy Plus Testimony 335 and Statement
            Nick and Ken, located at (CLASSIFIED), were consumers of X-Change Wild Fantasy Plus, Formula Skaven-00013. After taking the pills and sharing it with their friends, they have become extremely violent and aggressive, going so far as having committed multiple counts of first-degree murder on X-Change Inc Employees and have declared plans of conquest. As such, they have been declared Class-S Biohazards who must be terminated on sight.
            While Formula Skaven-00013 is discontinued, military security contractors are being investigated to keep the situation in control and make sure that the new Skaven army is dealt with briefly and efficiently, before this goes too far. The neighborhood (CLASSIFIED) has been barricaded off from the rest of the city (CLASSIFIED) and X-Change Inc is currently looking at the costs needed to clean up this mess. Profits are looking at a potential net loss.
            Meanwhile, the testimony Agent (CLASSIFIED) has been salvaged by Technicians Reginald and Kevin and is ready for finalization. Both are still currently missing following the brief invasion of a Skaven attack force. A search will be conducted in seven business days and should it be decided that death or disappearance had occurred, a missing persons file will be dispatched after repairs to the corporate headquarters are complete. This is what was gathered from the interview.

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Agent "Spencer": All right, so you've already refused to give out your legal human names. That's fine and you may choose to do so at your discretion. Now feel to elaborate on how this all started.

Qun: Our story began as I'm sure with many of your accounts. We were both two Man-Things without purpose and meaning, carving out a life and trying not to die-die. Our names were not the same, either. It was only because of Zhan that we came across X-Change Wild Fantasy Pills. We both gained renewed purpose, a new goal, and new names. We were no longer Alex and Ken. We were now Zhan Grimsbark and Qun Nightgaze, the first Skaven on Earth.

Chaos now drove and drives our actions and we will help the Horned Rat to invade-conquer the Man-things that dominated this world-realm. Only two, however, does not make an army-horde. We needed more! Many more-more! So we hatched ourselves a brilliant plan-scheme. One that would make use of your Man-Thing alchemy! Yes-yes!


Zhan: It didn't take long to hatch a brilliant scheme-plan to lure in my old man-thing..."friends" in. The game-fun that we skaven-clan come from was going to happen-play that night-evening. I just had to lure-trap them before they realized anything was amiss-wrong.

Agent “Spencer”: So after your experience, you decided to share these pills with your friends?

Qun: Not quite. Man-thing should be more patient. They did not suspect a thing when they entered our lair. There were some new changes to the insides but the life of Warhammer Players is one of faith. Dedication. They already knew that I cosplayed as a Skaven during Larp sessions. So when they walked in, they did not see a Skaven's nest. No-no. They saw it as entertainment. Decor. They marvelled in awe at our nest-home.

Agent “Spencer”: These friends? They're those smaller...Skaven....that I saw prowling out around here? Do their profiles match these photos I have here? *Spencer pauses to share a set of photos of four male friends. Two were skinny as pencils, one was very overweight and another was tall and muscled. The fat one had extremely thick glasses and wore a red turtleneck. The tall one had large ringed piercings on his lob and a red seagull's haircut, wearing a wife beater so one could see the tattoos on his arms. The skinny ones wore a red and blue shirt, similarly patterned, the redshirt having a Blonde crew cut and the blue shirt having a mohawk.*

Qun: *Inspects the photos closely* Yes-yes. These would be them. The boney man-things...they were once called Dim and Tucker. The man-thing that swelled like a broodmother. He was Ike--he no longer fat-fat. Hehe. The muscled one was Russel. He made a strong clanrat skaven, yes-yes!

Agent “Spencer”: Yes, these do match their names. Very good. All are accounted for here. *looking through his records, he stares back up at the two* I would like to stop for a moment to ask for some clarity. What is a Skaven? I assume it's just a rat creature, but you've been speaking about it as if it was more than that.

Zhan: Children of the Horned Rat is what we are, man-thing. Made strong and smart-clever by the Warpstone. We need not know-learn more than that. Does Man-Thing know everything  about his own kind-species?

Agent “Spencer”: I'm sorry Mr. A—*There's a immediate pause when a soft growl escapes the large Skaven's lips. Spencer clears his throat and corrects himself* --Lord Zhan, but I'm afraid that I am asking the questions here. It doesn't seem like I won't get much anywhere by asking that. Please, continue your story.

Qun: They were not even afraid of us when we stood before them in our Skaven bodies. They believed us to be taking our "suits" to a whole new level. We guided them down into the basement. Like sheep, they walked freely to their doom! The table was still on display, but it now had changed to something better. Something good-strong! All the pieces were there except for four of them. The sharpest of the Man-Things, Dim, figured out they were accurate figurines of themselves. The tabletop showed them surrounded on all sides by skaven. A clever-smart metaphor, no?

Agent “Spencer”: Yes, I see. The foreshadowing was subtle, but they probably had no idea what was going on. What happened next?

Zhan: The cola-drinks we had provided-offered had been tainted with the pill-medicine that would change-transform them. They would drink-consume them often, yes-yes, so it was a flawless plan-scheme. I offered to start the game-contest as if nothing was wrong. They saw now harm-consequences in playing along. Figuring it was just a fun little event-happening for a theme night.

Agent “Spencer”: The soda? You mean like what you just offered me? Did you just...give me that same pill? *Coughs and gags as he falls over on the floor*

Qun: Yes-yes! Don't worry, though. It'll all be over soon-quick. And don't expect your Man-thing soldier to stop this. The clan killed him before he even got sight of them. He will not have the pleasure of serving the Horned Rat. We will gladly take his gun-guns.

Agent “Spencer”: My skin's on fire! Agh! The pills aren't supposed to be this painful.*His clawed hands tear through his scalp, pulling apart dead skin and hair to unveil blood-matted brown fur underneath*

Qun: Oh, such a crybaby, this Man-thing. The clanrats before you were much less upset over it. When they saw each others ears or whiskers or fangs, when they saw what was going on, they were happy-pleased. Yes-yes. Tell him what happened next, Lord Zhan!

Zhan: They rejoiced-celebrated in becoming Skaven-clan and were quite ****-aroused by their changes. So much so that they wanted to reward-thank me and Qun for our brilliant-cunning scheme-plan. Why, Russel even wanted to taste what true greatness-skill was like! *the Warlord grabs at his junk to emphasize this*

Agent “Spencer”: *Looks up at the Warlord, drool oozing down from a slightly longer face. His eyes are now clearly an angry red.* Greatness-skill...your fur is proof of that. Brain hurt-hurts! Aaagh! Something behind my butt-butt.

Qun: It's only your tail-tail. Skaven need their tail-tails. Most important thing of all. Our new clanrats lashed out theirs proudly as they lined up to taste their Warlord's ****. They were so eager and frisky, they were stroking themselves to get release. I had to step in and warn them not to come-come before their Warlord and certainly not before I.

"Just so happy to serve the clan-clan!" They said through excited squeaks. "Will you let clanrats give you ****-****?"

"Blasphemy! Unthinkable! Know your place-place!" I spat at them. "You are Clanrats. None of your are fit enough to lick-clean the dirt between my toe-toes!"


Zhan: Only I have the honor-blessing of ****-mating with the Seer, but I am a generous-magnanimous Warlord and will indulge-humor my Stormvermin and clanrats if they prove themselves worthy-deserving of it. Or when they need to learn their place-station in the clan, and you clearly don't know-understand yours yet. A few of those other man-things needed to learn-know theirs, so I ****-mated with them so they knew I was their leader!

Agent “Spencer”: ****-mated? I...am I worthy? *Agent Spencer hisses as his tail finally rips out from behind. He appears to be mostly changed by this point* Agh! So ****! Chaos burning brain-brain! Just want to be **** Skaven! Have to do job-job, though!

Qun: Your job-job is no longer relevant. No-no. But we thank X-Change Inc for giving us this chance to become what we were meant to be. This is our fate-fate. It it yours, too. You will be given a new job-job in the service of the Horned Rat. For the clan!

Agent “Spencer”: Yes-yes! I serve the Horned Rat! Will make more Skaven to expand the Under-Empire!

Qun: A proper attitude. I wonder what you may provide to the clan. By strange fate-chance, each of our players adopted qualities fit for the Great Clans. Russel is our lead engineer and gunner for Clan Skryre--he is working on his first ratling gun. Dim has attained an affinity for plagues and disease. He would serve Clan Pestlens well. Tucker slaves away on a rat ogre made from man-things, warpstone and rat parts. Moulder blood runs in his veins. And dear fat-fat Ike. Oh, hehe, he is not fat-fat any more. He is quick, agile-fast. He stab-stabs silently in the dark. He would make Clan Eshin proud. What, then would you offer to the Clan?

Agent “Spencer”: I...I...hmmm...what I offer-trade...what can I do? *He taps his footpaw and tail against the stone in contemplation*

Zhan: You would be a good sneak-spy, perhaps. You know-realize much about the man-thing world, yes-yes? That is important-vital to our mission-goals, but you've yet to properly tribute-honor your Warlord before we accept you... *he stands, revealing his erect skaven ****, already dripping.*

Agent “Spencer”: Yes-yes! I now pay tribute-honor to Warlord! I will serve the...it's...it's so big-big! *The Agent looks at the **** in awe, licking his muzzle as he takes all of it deep down his throat. Lord Zhan pushes his head further down it as Qun grabs one of her **** from underneath her robes.*

Qun: Don't come so soon-quick, my Lord. I was only so close to squirting on the last one. She lets out an excited gasp as agent Spencer blows Zhan The fact you have adapted to being such an obedient Skaven so fast is proof you are truly one of us. Man-things who would do business with Skaven of any kind are worthy only of Chaos and no other. They are not fit...ah! Ah! Yes-yes! Want to come-come. Oh! Ooooh! Ahem...they are not even fit to be Man-things...you are too nasty for them...yes-yes. You are Skaven underneath...

Zhan: *moans as Spencer keeps sucking him off* Aaaahh~ Yes-yes, he is wonderful and our scheme-plan will work! So many man-things will sell themselves out for our glory!
            X-Change Inc has no more comments on the matter.
            -Documented XX-XX-20XX in X-Change Wild Archives.
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Story Boards / Re: X-Change Wild Account 003: The Next Vermintide, Part 02
« Last post by Lknauwnek on August 07, 2019, 06:25:34 pm »
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            Unfortunately, Agent Spencer would never see his partner again. During his time in the custody of the rat-men, the merc was attacked by the Skaven and killed abruptly before he even had a chance to react. It's hard to explain how a soldier of fortune armed with the best available gear on the market could lose to rats armed with primitve weaponry. The Private Military Contractors who sent him are pulling the plug. First, however, they want confirmation of KIA and are demanding their equipment back. More importantly, it needed to be decided whether or not this would need to call for official government intervention.
            The people on top were quietly working on that while trying to gather any information to confirm whether this was a Class-S Biohazard they were dealing with. To do that, Reggie and Kevin, video technicians who helped to edit and cut videos into digital testimonies to further promote all variations of X-Change Wild, were busy reconstructing the lost footage gathered from the encounter. They had been at this for hours with no breaks. At the very least now, progress had been made.
           The video from the PMC's van had been largely corrupted in some parts due to some unknown interference. After enough time, though, they were able to rebuild the footage to get confirmation of the mercenary's death. Their hired guns would get what they were after, in time. First, however, they needed to salvage anything off of their own Agents.
           Agent Spencer's recording was in much better quality, but the audio or video would glitch out quite frequently. At some point, it had completely crapped out. It didn't matter, though. Whatever footage they could use, however, would go a long way to putting out more profit to X-Change Inc; true, people had died and this was likely something worth worrying about, but people were ignorant, whatever they didn't know couldn't hurt them.
            Hours passed by. After defragmenting the file and running it through a software restoration program, they were able to undo some of the corruption and were picking up a more valid story. Things started simple, but the longer the video drew out, the more the two of them didn't like what they were seeing at all. There was something offly wrong about the Skaven as they appeared, the wyrdstones and the sickly green hue everywhere. It was certainly insightful on what had become of Spencer, but things were taking a sudden turn for the dark as it became clear X-Change Inc was in way over their heads.
            At some point, the video cut out, and the Skaven Lord and Lady make a point by saying, "Only those of likeness to Skaven would dare scuttle-come to their nest and demand parley." Reggie, the skeptical one, simply shrugged it off. Business at the expense of others well-being didn't make them evil. X-Change Inc and its sub-branches were all just doing their jobs for profit. Regardless of what others claimed, their lawyers always cleared them of any blame. Who was a random customer to judge?
            Taylor, however, found himself more inclined to believe they were so different from the rats. It had been debated whether or not X-Change Wild Fantasy pills proved the existence of gods and demons--defining proof of good and evil. The demons and angels were always proved false--just another costume for people to put on. Yet these things left a growing dread in his heart, doubt gnawing at his beliefs. He had stared into the eyes of Qun and Zhan and found that their humanity had been completely purged; not from long-term use but rather a force beyond their understanding. Gone were their morals, their sense of right and wrong, life and death. Their gleaming red eyes were the reddest eyes they'd ever seen--the eyes of feral animals driven with only the urge to hurt and destroy and all to survive.
            Things weren't looking so good when the Agent made a claim that he'd been just poisoned. The video cut out briefly after, the next two minutes of it not yet fully restored. When the video returned, as the Agent's camera looked down at his warped handpaws, his fate was quite clear.
            It was in the middle of their agent giving the Skaven Warlord a blowjob did the camera suddenly make a jarring tumble across the ground. A green haze and static caused the camera feed to glitch out and freeze. The sound of wet suckling and squirting of fluids splashed out of view, the agent and the warlord no longer in sight. Then the camera cut to the Grey Seeress observing the device. It was zoomed it so close, the video editors could actually see the plaque and dry blood on her fangs. "What an interesting scryer orb. Crude and flawed-bad, but can be fixed-fixed! Clan rats! Come here now-now! I have a special plan for our friends--a perfect reward for the Man-Things at X-Change Inc."
            The video came to a halt there, seeing the the red maddened gleam in her eyes. The two video editors stared blankly at what they witnessed and back at each other. Kevin cleared his throat. "Well, um...there's not much we can use of that footage. I think we should scrap it."
            "Are you crazy, man?" Reggie slapped his hand from the button. "The people on top need to see this. This is evidence of a Class-S Biohazard. They need to know the situation's gone well out of control. It's shown here in the readings that the hired gun Spencer brought up with him has gone dark. His vitals read at zero. He hasn't even reported back yet."
            "We've had a godzilla crisis that amounted to nothing. What can possibly go wrong here that we can't deal with" Kevin said to the wincing noise of fire alarms. "A fire drill?"
            "Maybe. Or..."Flipping the TV from drive files to security surveillance, Reggie used his green card to access what was strictly for high level security personnel only. From all around him, it was chaos. Skaven were pouring out from drains, from the front doors, from ventialation shafts. Hundreds of rat men in tattered clothes, bearing strange weapons and arms, of every shape and size. Building security didn't even stand a chance against them. Any staff who were not killed in the battle frenzy were captured by creatures using odd polls and then given something to consume. Doing so seemed to only convert them into more Skaven.
            "Oh, ****..." Kevin whispered. "Well, they certainly didn't predict this would happen of all things."
            "They're making their way into the lower levels. We can't get out through the main fire exit. We'll have to use the emergency hatch to get to the bomb shelter and then take the alternate exit out. There's no way they can get to us there. Only someone with Level 5 Security could get in."
            "There's an emergency escape route? Gah. I knew I shouldn't have slept during orientation," Kevin mumbled. "Who would think something like this could happen?"
            The sound of sharp metal, scraping claws and teeth could be heard against the walls. Reggie pulled Kevin out of his seat and had him help lift away a table, revealing a heavy security hatch. It had two extremely heavy locks and a retinal scanner built in--X-Change Inc must have been preparing for a scenario like this for the longest time.
             "Come on!" Reggie shouted as he strained to pull the door open. It took some force but together, they pried it open and disappeared into long tunnel down below. Kevin made sure to fasten the hatch tightly before hurrying through. Flashing orange lights turned white paint amber as the made it to the catwalk. They might have made it past the catwalk to the bomb shelter if there hadn't been someone...or something....already standing there waiting for them. Garbed in tattered Agent gear, the Skaven held a submachine gun in its paws as it grinned maliciously.
             "Greetings, Man-things. Skaven come now-now to thank X-Change Inc. Man-things shall serve the Underempire well, yes-yes." He giggled and hissed. a power line sparked out, shutting off everything but auxilary power, highlighting the edges of the catwalk. Keven and Reggie's vision was still refocusing when Spencer came up close to them, green warpstone around his thick furred neck hauntingly highlighting his rodent face. Before Kevin could yelp, he placed a paw across his mouth.
             "Shhh! Listen well-good, Man-Things! Hear that, yes-yes?" He whispered in a cold, menacing tone tone.
             Keven and Reggie paused, hearing something faint and growing louder and louder. Gnawing, scratching, gnashing of teeth and hisses. Voices. Rats in the walls, rats in the drains. Everywhere. Washing up all around them like a flood, a sea of vermin. They could not see anything but only the faint glimmer of red eyes here and there. It became a roaring storm of screeches, coming in all directions.
             Reggie shuddered as the swarm closed in.

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Story Boards / X-Change Wild Account 004: The Next Vermintide, Part 02
« Last post by Lknauwnek on August 07, 2019, 06:23:31 pm »
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            X-Change Wild Inc® required testimonies from customers and feedback to make better formulas for future patrons. However, it didn't come without its drawbacks. Unlike the pink pills, green and red pills could be very dangerous and put agents lives at risk. So the agents had to be better equipped for certain situations based on a Biohazard Class level ranked from E to S, E being harmless and S being too dangerous to control--these must be neutralized on sight and the formula chemicals to make such pills be recalled and never used again. However, since the branch's foundation there has never been a Class S Biohazard before.
            Until now; at least, the Executives running this operation seem to believe so. Agent (CLASSIFIED) had been escorted in an armored vehicle towards the consumer's home by the name of (CLASSIFIED) at (CLASSIFIED), but it hardly seemed necessary. Even though there'd been some adverse effects with the blackened sky and green crystals emerging from the ground here or there and even the land looking oddly more desolate than usual, given the region, these kind of ecological effects weren't uncommon with Class A Biohazards. There had been no reports of outright violence, dismemberment or death, no reports that would leave the company liable.
            (NOTE: Any future mention of the field agent will have him referred to as Spencer.)
            The armored vehicle came to a halt a block down from the home. His driver, a hired mercenary with the hottest gear avaialable in the market, gave him a thumbs up. "I/R, TV, and GM counters are green. ISAC reads no hostiles detected. You're good to go."
            Agent Spencer tightened his body armor and gloves, fitting a Rhino special in a holster underneath his shirt and, for something to hide in his case, a disassembled Aug A3 XS with suppressor, vertical grip, and C-34 Scope. It was small and light enough to fit a thin lead plate for bringing in what the consumer had asked for. The haze of green was blinding to look at.
            "We're not going into battle, I think," He told the driver. "I'm not sure this is necessary, just to get a testimony."
            "My client hired me to assure your safety. You just do what you have to. The car is armed with a SABOT turret and an RPG, if you run into trouble. That vest of yours has a heart monitor and a camera on it. I'll be watching from here. Anything goes dark and that house is going to light up like the fourth of july."
            "Just keep your distance. We have no idea whether or not they're really hostile." Stepping out of the van, the Agent began walking up a long hill, rolling up his jacket. Those black clouds were swirling about rather quickly over head, green thunder rolling across the heavens. Apart from that, however, the neighborhood was strangely quiet. There were vehicles and signs of people around, yet it somehow seemed…well, abandoned. Where were the families?
            Then, at last, he came to the address. It appeared to be a two level home of worker-grade material going under remodeling. The house was covered with glowing veins of green runes and wooden boards. Odd-looking scarecrow were mounted all across the yard. A partially eaten corpse of a dog lay mangled alongside the driveway, crunched beneath the tires of a police car getting tailgated by another police car. Various parts had been removed through mysterious means—only the hood lights seemed to be working.
            "You getting this, Bobcat?" The Agent read.
            "Affirmative. If there's been police dispatched and if there are any casualties, that is not a good sign."
            He was still not convinced; Werewolves were a common occurrence as Class-A biohazards, capable of doing considerable harm to police, but they were always talked down in the end. It was time to just ignore the glowing green lights from the windows and knock on the front door.
            The door itself had more of those strange etchings in red. Blood? He cleared his throat and rang the door bell. It was a strangely loud and ominous gong sound. Something stirred in the bushes from behind. To the left, strange jabbering. To the right, a faint screeching noise.
            Finally the door opened violently as a pair of “consumers” stepped out, armed with strangely iridescent kitchen ware. One held a meat cleaver and the other carried a pair of serrated carving knives. Based on the description in the profile, they could only be the result of X-Change Wild Fantasy Pills, Formula Skaven-00013 Plus. They stared him down with hungry red eyes, brandishing their weapons, but they did not attack.
      The voice on the Agent's voice com sounded disgusted. “Holy ****. What have these pills done to these people? One of them's grafted some kind of cybernetic plating across part of his face and arms. The other one looks diseased. You want to call in a quarantine?”
            “Absolutely not! We're not about to cause panic until we get everything.” Knowing that the rat-men were watching him and could probably hear them, he broke off the conversation and addressed them with calm greetings.
            "Ah, hello. Are you the owners of this household?" He asked the two of them, noting their decreased height. They stared at his extended hand, fangs bared. He wasn't sure if they were ready to bite it out. They began chittering to each other in gutteral, garbled english. It was hard to make out but the agent was able to catch on.
            Just then a third Rat-man appeared, garbed in ebon-black robbes hanging over his snout and frame. He had a pair of reworked gardening hand-rakes that he could clasp inbetween his spindly cuticles. Like the kitchenware his kin wielded, it had a glowing green tinge to it. (NOTE: Until their names were known, Skaven appearing in this account were designated according to their appearance and formula consumed—so Skaven-00013+a, Skaven-00013+b, and Skaven-00013+c. However, for the ease of reading, they will be referenced by names describing their features instead of designations for easier filing. Skaven-00013a would be identified as Cyber-Rat and Skaven-00015b would be identified as Plague-Rat and Skaven-00013c would be referenced as Cloak-Rat.)
            “What is it? Who comes? Master wants to know now-now!” Cloak-Rat snarled at the two before sniffing the Agent. “Smell other Man-Thing scent on you. Where other Man-Things? Answer! Answer!”
            “You must be the home owner,” The Agent extended his hand again. “I'm here on behalf of X-Change Inc. We had an appointment.”
            Cloak-Rat's eyes brightened. “Ah! Master has expected you. Orders are clear. Yes-Yes.”
            "Filthy Man-Thing come alone!" Cyber-Rat sniffed hastily. "Do we stab-stab?"
            "Smell of Warpstone. Man-Thing might trade-trade. Yes-yes!" Plague-Rat hissed, scratching his stomach. "Hungry. Hungry! Eat Man-thing now-now!"
            “No. No, stupid mice! Man-Thing not for eating! He comes down below to see Master.” Cloak-Rat said smacking Plague-Rat in the back of the head. Plague-Rat turned his meat cleaver on him.
 
           “No touching Grey Seer's favorite clanrat like that! No! You die-die!”
            “Put that thing away before its tail gets cut-cut!” Cloak-Rat brandished his claws. “Orders! Remember orders! Yes-yes!”
            “Clan Eshin thinks it better than Skyrre! Better than Pestilens!” Cyber-Rat screeched, his grip tightening on his knives. “We kill-kill for the Clan!”
            That didn't sound good at all, the Agent thought. His hand inched towards his gun in his shirt. They were so quick to turn on each other; whoever won, however, would likely turn on him soon. No matter! If they tried anything, the two would be dead before they even had a chance. However, all three paused when a roaring voice echoed from down below, deep inside the house.
            "What does Man-Thing want-need from Mighty Seer and Warlord?!" The voice roared, deeper and more intimidating than the trio of scraggly Skaven surrounding the Agent. Their voices quelled and their tails shrank between their legs. What were they afraid of?
            “Idiot mice! Now you've done it!” Cloak-Rat smacked them in the back of the head again. The other two glared at him, too scared to fight back.
             "Can he...can he hear me?" the Agent cleared his throat and then spoke clearly from the door entrance. "Agent 'Spencer', from X-Change Inc. I'm here on behalf of the company to get a testimony from you about our product. I was told to bring you both something to 'gain an audience'?"
            "Man-thing smell of Warpstone!" Plague-Rat shouted into the house.
            "Let the Man-Thing in! He seeks wisdom-information from us!"
            Upon hearing that command, the Skaven began pushing the Agent inside harshly. "You heard Zhan(Designation: Skaven-00013+d)! You go in now-now!"
            "Yes-yes! Zhan and Qun(Designation: Skaven-00013+e help you, Man-Thing!"
            Agent Spencer would've asked them to not be so hard, but they seemed to be a temperamental sort. The entire home smelled of **** and rotting meat and the lighting was rather poor save for brilliant green lamp sources. It looked as if they had removed the carpeting and any architecture reduced to the barebones. There was yet more of that crude architecture, though, especially further down. Part of him had to believe that the house was never this deep before.
            As he descended, he could hear the faint hum of machinery pumping out steam and electricity, currents arcing left and right. It became less recognizable as a house and more and more like a chaotic rat's nest. This was looking more alarming but it wasn't enough evidence as there've been too many cases where things ended on a positive note.
            Finally, he found himself standing before who he assumed were the homeowners. Sitting atop thrones of brass and skulls where a pair of much larger skaven, one clad in bulky steel armor decorated in skulls and a large repulsive standard behind him, and the other clad in raggedy yet regal looking robes. It was hard to tell at first with how loose her robes were, but he soon saw that she was a female. She had a set of long horns that gave her a demonic appearance--once again, that alone did not prove anything. There were consumers who became demons but any powers they had were only an illusion and weren't from any divine source.
            The three clanrats who brought in the Agent bowed to their superiors before they retreated out of sight. Zhan and Qun observed him with their crimson red eyes, twitching their ears and whiskers.
            Qun snorted. "Is this the one? Is this the Man-Thing we were told about who would bear gifts to us? He is small. I expected more-more."
             "Perhaps he is puny-small, but their gifts are strong. Or they had certainly-better be." Zhan leaned forwards, remembering the Man-Thing from before, when he'd bought the potent pharmaceuticals that had changed him and Qun, though the memory of ever having been human was hazy; in fact, psychiatric evaluations would reveal he was convinced it was all a lie, a trick of the mind to try and spur him from greater devotion to the Horned Rat.
            "I was told to give you these. I'm not entirely sure why. X-Change Inc is not a charity, but the focus group your pills were tested on believed you would be easier to speak to if I did," Opening up the suitcase, he let them peer at the contents. It was a glowing green pile of warpstone carved into featureless coins. Pouring the contents of the suitcase into a metal crate, Qun stepped off from her throne and fished through the pile with her paws.
            "Ohohohoh! Yes-yes! Warpstone! Lovely! These gifts are fine-good!" She rubbed her paws together, schemes already hatching n her mind before she looked back at the Agent. "So, you have come seeking knowledge? Arms? Power? What may the Skaven share with the Man-Thing named 'Agent Spencer'?"
            "I was assigned here to ask for a testimony. An account on how you found your experience with the X-Change Wild Fantasy pills while you were..well, still human. Perhaps also to help us account for these new followers of yours."
            "Bah! Speak not those things. It is blasphemy! Hm! Your Man-thing alchemy has made us into what we are, but soon, we no longer need your pill-pills " She sat back on her throne and the scratched her chin. "But you have done well-good to start these events. Yes-yes. Like many Man-Things who worship our people and Chaos, you will be rewarded soon-quick. For now, Zhan, shall we indulge our guest with our story-tale? How the foundations of New Skavenblight has come to be?"
            "Oh, yes-yes. It is a story-tale that I am sure the man-thing will enjoy-like." Zhan grinned, baring his teeth as he did so, the threat in his voice all but palpable. He was in no mood to have his tale refused, after all.
            Spencer hoped that his merc in the van was getting all of this, but he wasn't sure why he hadn't been saying anything. The feed was on, but there was no signal.

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Story Boards / Re: Money Ticket Mare
« Last post by Lknauwnek on August 07, 2019, 06:20:46 pm »
I love these stories you write man. I wish more people were doing these, too. X3 When are you gonna write a sequel to the dog one?
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General Discussion / Re: Topic: X-Change story archs
« Last post by WitchyPangolin on August 06, 2019, 02:34:19 am »
Everyone makes valid points. They are both good arches. I dont know why I'm personally so attracted to the sudden and forced turn. I use to go through the x-change unleashed page a lot on tumblr.
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Story Boards / Money Ticket Mare
« Last post by WitchyPangolin on August 04, 2019, 11:28:08 pm »
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     Mathew had always wanted to work at a farm, it was a not so secret dream of his. He volunteered at local barns a lot, went to fairs, rodeos, and races. He found every reason and excuse to be around horses. Finally hanging around the races had payed off. One of the horses had gotten loose, he had quickly grabbed it's lead and stopped it from getting away. The owner was so thankful they offered Mathew a job of their stables.
   He showed up early on his first day. One of the managers lead his around showing him the horses, the barn, the tack, and finally his job. They stood in the stables looking over three dark stallions. Their stall doors were decorated with ribbons and photos. "All three from the same mare." The manager told him, "Best girl we ever had. We're hoping with you here we can get some similar results." Mathew was a bit confused, he had helped with horse births before, but wasn't sure what that had to do with anything.
   The manager showed him some paper work, "The usual health and safety thing." He explained and Mathew quickly signed. The manager also handed him some pills, "Necessary supplements." He called them, and Mathew quickly swallowed them down. He had never had to take medication to be around horses before, but he heard some veterinary clinics required it. Finally the manager had him step into an empty stall. "Go ahead and get undressed while I get your uniform."
    Mathew waited until the man was out of sight before stripping his outer clothes. He folded them up neatly with his boots and waited. It occurred to him that this could all be a prank, it wouldn't be the first. He huffed, feeling sweat run down his back. It was to hot.
    He tried opening the stall, but it was latched. Mathew whined, feeling something was off. His skin felt like it was crawling, and the heat was building between his legs. He looked down at his tented boxers and groaned. The lad looked around the stables, he seemed to be truly alone and the throbbing between his legs refused to be ignored. Quickly he reached into his shorts and worked himself. He leaned against the stall wall, panting and gasping.
     Something was different. He forced his boxers down and out of the way, he stood fully erected, but seemed smaller than normal. Still he worked it, watching his length shrink. He gasped and groaned, unable to form words. His hands chased his wood as it shrunk and folded into a slit. He kept rubbing himself, sinking to the floor of the stall. He used his other hand to slip into himself, thrusting and touching until he felt the rushing release. Stars blinded his vision as he rode out his first organism as a woman.
    He collapsed on the ground. He felt wet, it clung to his hands and ran down his thighs. He wanted to sleep, but his body wasn't done yet.
    Mathew could feel his limbs shake and shudder, stretching and thickening. He rolled onto his stomach, dazed and confused. His chest barreled out, his fingers fused together, his elbows popped and snapped. His eyes were to blurry to fully see the dark hair rushing over his skin. His head ached as his skull shifted, compressing his brain. He felt himself loosing parts of his mind as it shrunk to better fot his new skull. Memories, meanings, rationality, they fled as his neck extended and his tail grew out.
    In a few hours the manager returned with a bucket of feed. The stallions were restless in their stalls, calling to the dark colored mare. The new female called back, tossing her head, her wide blue eyes on the males. The manager **** the stall open a bit a calmed her. "Easy girl, yes good girl." He said, stroking her muzzle. He place the feed bucket down and gathered the clothing left by Mathew.
    For a while the manager simply watched the mare eat, then went off and dug through some wooden plates. He found two he liked and slid them into the name slot on the stall. Money Ticket, it said. He chuckled, "Fitting for a prized broodmare."
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General Discussion / Re: Topic: X-Change story archs
« Last post by tonka1 on June 17, 2019, 04:43:01 am »
I like if the consumer has tested it for a while and then decide for a plus pill. The decision should not be taken lightly. The consumer should think about the consequences and should make preparations. My favorite story arch is when a woman decides to become a farm animal. So she has to keep in mind that she will become the property of someone else if she takes the plus pill. So if she likes i.e. to stay as a cow she should prefer to become a diary cow instead of a beef cattle. Also she has to find a nice farm and a trustful farmer. She has to decide if she informs her new owner about her identity or maybe pay for her stay (saved money or with products from her new identity). A good preparation will be a life insurance.
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